It’s been three days of getting things ready, clean and fixed all for a 5 minute possible segment in a TV Show. If the lighting is right, if the temperature holds, if the sun decides to shine and the shadows are not in the wrong shape, and there are no problems with production the day before, we, the SPA might be honored with having a small part in this show. The Hotel is already in it, they have used one of the Restaurants, the Lobby Lounge area, the Gardens and the Tennis courts. The Spa is still not really in the plot, but it might end up in the plot, who knows how they decide these things. Of course the IFs don’t really count, since we have to be ready for it at a moment’s notice anyway and my staff is driving me insane. Not to mention that I am practically living at the Spa trying to jump through hoops every time any of the PR people, the show producing assistants, the Hotel PR people, my boss and the personalities’ managers ask for something.
Yesterday took the cake, someone called and asked for a full Pedicure between takes for Ms. Star, the treatment had to be performed in the middle of the tennis court! At first I almost said NO, how do I get my Nail Technician and the equipment she needs, water, etc. all the way to the Tennis Court to perform this treatment, but then I realized this was really my moment to shine and show everyone how creative my team (myself included) can be. If I could have predicted how the experience would end I would have followed my instinct and said NO, but I didn’t. We get all creative and figure that since we had read that Ms. Star uses Evian water to clean her face, and we had no water source near the tennis court, we would use Evian water for her pedi. I picked the technician very carefully, making sure she was not going to faint from touching Ms. Star’s feet. My boss insisted that the Spa Director had to be present at all times during this treatment (a smart move on his part but I did not think so at the time). Off we went, schedules apparently are very fluid when you are filming, I had blocked 3 hours of my Tech’s time to do a 50 min. treatment, and she had appointments after that. I was sure that would be enough, I blame my lack of TV experience on that one. I hardly have any Nail Techs and they are always booked, so blocking three hours was causing issues at the Spa Front Desk and with the Tech because she felt she was losing money, of course the treatment was comp in our PR department’s efforts to get mentioned a lot in the show credits.
We arrived 20 min. prior to the scheduled time, we stood behind the production lines for 2 hours (it was 80º and I am wearing the required black business suit, nylons and all). While we waited we had a few other actors approach us asking if they could get a pedicure too, we had to say no and explain that we are waiting for our cue to take care of Ms. Star and we could not start them and then not be available for her, etc. Well that pissed them off, the comments we were getting were, “Are we not important enough for you?” “Who do you think you are?” “Don’t you know who I am?” I tried suggesting they go to the Spa to get whatever they wanted but it was all, “if Ms. Star can have it here so can I!” My technician wanted to go home, she was intimidated, hot and cranky. I was getting cranky myself and I was sweating, I just wanted to rip the nylons off and sit in my air conditioned office. We only have to wait one more hour to fulfill the commitment we made and then we can go back to pretending things are normal.
As I am counting the seconds to the end of this three hour ordeal, dreaming of a tall Iced Tea, of ripping off my nylons and the air conditioning in my office, I am also contemplating how to talk to our darling PR Manager about avoiding these situations in the future without sounding as if I don’t want the publicity for the Hotel and/or the Spa. I am wondering, as they make these deals, do they really understand what it takes to perform the treatments under these conditions? Do they understand how difficult it is to take care of the paying guests and try to take care of a full production crew just to get 2 minutes credit on some show that who knows who will be watching? Sometimes I don’t get how they make the decisions or why, so maybe if I sit with her and have her explain things to me and I get the opportunity to share with her what I really need to be able to make this happen without disrupting our peaceful Spa environment, then maybe it could be better next time.
My day dreaming got completely interrupted by a Production Assistant tapping my shoulder to inform us that they want to film a scene in the Spa and that they will be there in 10 min., Ms. Star would have the Pedicure in the Salon after all but it had to be emptied of any other person. I had to say NO about her treatment in the Salon at the same time that I am making frantic calls on my cell to let everyone know to get the area we had blocked ready for the TV crew. I asked to speak to Ms. Star’s manager to offer an in-room service, a garden service, anywhere but the Salon since there was no way I could empty the salon with such short notice. Apparently my logic and my answer created a commotion and Ms. Star marched straight to us to tell us how “inefficient, inconsiderate and incompetent we were”. Before I could say a word my tech (who did not like this particular actor anyway) got in Ms. Star’s face and said that the one that was an “inconsiderate b---- was her, and after watching her for two hours trying to get her lines right, she was not even a good actor anyway and she would not touch her dirty feet for all the money in the world.” Ooops! To write everything that happened after that would require a book. Let’s just say that I had to immediately kiss a lot of butt, eat a lot of s----, suspend my tech, call the PR staff, call my boss and promise everyone I would fix it.
Then I went running after Ms. Star, sweet talked her into accepting the treatment in our Presidential Suite, convinced her that she was great and we were stupid and performed the Pedicure myself to avoid my boss from firing me too. At the end of this 12 hour day as I was cleaning the supplies and getting ready to leave the Suite, one of the celebrities that was around came by. I was covered in sweat, my business suit was sticking to me like glue, I could not wait to get under a cold shower. I was also completely mortified by the whole series of events. He asked me my name, introduced himself as BP (like there was any possible way I would not know who he was) he pulled me into his arms and gave me a big hug and kiss and said, “Thank you for doing this, you fixed the rest of my day, cause if she stayed pissed she was going to be pissed at me.” I almost fainted!
Today as soon as I arrived to work my boss calls me into his office to let me know that Mr. P had written a very nice letter of apology on behalf of Ms. Star and the misunderstandings of yesterday, and asking us to not fire the Nail Tech (which Ms. Star’s manager had demanded we do). The letter includes a thank you for “her wonderful approach and professionalism” (talking about me!) and how I had saved the day. It went on to explain that even though the Spa would not be in the show, since he (Mr. P) was one of the executive producers the Hotel would get the promised credits and he was going to personally tell his publicist to promote that the Spa offered the best treatments ever. My boss was so happy he forgot everything he had said and thought the day before, he kept saying I was the most fabulous Spa Director ever and he almost hugged me and that would have been really weird, so instead he told me to go home and take the rest of the day off because I deserved it. I was elated and got in my car right away, did not even think twice about leaving, I was looking forward to sleeping for the next 12 hours. As I was driving home I could not help but say a little prayer of thanks for Mr. P being normal and nice, and asking the universe that we never get picked for any other TV show ever; it is too stressful and surreal!
Important Note: "Between the Sheets-A Spa Director's Diary" is Copyright 2005-2007 by Zahira J Coll. All rights reserved. No part of these stories shall be reproduced in any form or by any means, without written permission by the author. No patent liability is assumed with respect to the use of information contained herein. The stories are autobiographical; however names, characters, places and incidents have been changed to protect identities.
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